I’m Ready For Friday Who’s With ME?
I’ve decided to put myself up for adoption. Anyone want me?
My wallet is like an onion when I open it, it makes me cry.
After god made me he said “TADA”
The world would be a better place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some of them choked on it.
Sometimes all you need is a hug from the right person… and all your stress will melt away.